Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Paris Finds God, Discovers "The Secret"

Posted By on Tue, Jun 12, 2007 at 8:19 AM

I was watching The View on Monday, like I always do, and Barbara Walters started telling the girls about her conversation with Paris Hilton. Paris has become much more spiritual and no longer thinks her dumb girl routine is "cute." Also, she's reading that pernicious bit of brain vomit, The Secret—you know, the one that says if victims of genocide and cancer and other bad fortune would just look on the bright side of life, they'd be soooo much better off.

No good can come of this.

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