Thursday, June 7, 2007

Dick Cheney Photoshopping Contest: Fozzie Pumpah

Posted By on Thu, Jun 7, 2007 at 10:54 AM

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A splendid blog reader with the e-mail name Fozzie Pumpah sends an entry with this note:

You shamed me into doing a Photoshop entry. I am sorry to see there are not more people submitting images. I agree, they are slackers!

Here is my lame pun-based entry: "Dick Chainey." This is representative of Dick's wonderful abilities as an escape artist. Whether he's avoiding having to disclose the advisors on his energy panel, winning no-bid contracts for his taxpayer-swindling Halliburton cronies, or dodging responsibility for outing Valerie Plame's undercover CIA status, Dick Chainey is one of the best escape artists of the modern era. David Blaine has nothing on the amazing Dick Chainey!

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