Wednesday, September 6, 2006
-- Big news items today: No state funeral for the Crocodile Hunter. Rosie's debut! Katie's debut! And Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes show off their spawn. You think we're just a little celebrity obsessed, hmmm?
-- Was Anderson Cooper a spy?
-- Speaking of the Crocodile Hunter: In death, he receives his highest honor—a flower from the Star.
-- And hitting the Internet this afternoon: an all-new issue of the Weekly! Aren't you so excited that you could just PUKE?!?