Wednesday, September 6, 2006

Your Wednesday Morning News Update

Posted By on Wed, Sep 6, 2006 at 9:56 AM

-- Big news items today: No state funeral for the Crocodile Hunter. Rosie's debut! Katie's debut! And Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes show off their spawn. You think we're just a little celebrity obsessed, hmmm?

-- Was Anderson Cooper a spy?

-- Speaking of the Crocodile Hunter: In death, he receives his highest honor—a flower from the Star.

-- And hitting the Internet this afternoon: an all-new issue of the Weekly! Aren't you so excited that you could just PUKE?!?