Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Your Tuesday Morning News Update

Posted By on Tue, Aug 1, 2006 at 8:34 AM

-- As if the weird-ass weather all across the freakin' world wasn't enough of a hint ...

-- The beginning of the end for another dictator?

-- And forgive me for being a day late with this, but yesterday's Star featured one of the better "Flowers and Thorns"—and it still blew chunks. A flower to a dude who lifted a car off of a hurt kid? A thorn to a dipwad on TV who didn't know what the Grand Canyon State was? A thorn to people who think the drought is over? And a flower to Bush for signing two pieces of legislation including the Voting Rights Act? What hard-hitting positions!

I want to see the day when a writer and a copy editor are asleep at the wheel and reverse a thorn/flower. Can you imagine them giving a thorn to the dude who lifted the car off the kid? Wouldn't that just be freakin' fantastic?

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