Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Your Tuesday Afternoon News Update

Posted By on Tue, Aug 1, 2006 at 3:52 PM

-- So we got a press release earlier today with the following headline:

Paul Newman announces endorsement of Patty Weiss

So my immediate reaction was: "The famous actor and salad-dressing dude is endorsing Patty Weiss! How interesting! Like that would make me vote for her!"

But, it turns out it's not that Paul Newman. It's the Cochise County supervisor dude Paul Newman. My new reaction: "That Cochise County supervisor dude is endorsing Patty Weiss! How boring! Like that would make me vote for her!"

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