Monday, July 17, 2006

Your Monday Morning News Update

Posted By on Mon, Jul 17, 2006 at 8:55 AM

-- Two Republican goober candidates think it's a good idea to criticize the Napster because she's single and has no children. Meanwhile, idiots like these Republican goober candidates keep breeding, creating a frightening future for the Earth.

-- The TPD is on the lookout for the killers of a southside convenience store clerk.

-- The space shuttle Discovery is back, safe and sound.

-- Things still suck in the Middle East.

-- And finally, Tucson's not the only place in this great land of ours that's really friggin' hot.

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