Saturday, July 15, 2006

I'll Have a Coors, Please

Posted By on Sat, Jul 15, 2006 at 3:15 PM

The CEO of Coors got his driver's license revoked for a DUI citation. According to the report, he had one beer. One. And his blood alcohol level was right at the .08 mark, a good 50 minutes after he drank said beer. Now, I'm not much of a beer drinker anymore, but an hour after one beer, I'm as sober as a teetotallar in church on Sunday. The report does not mention if the one beer he drank was a Coors, but if it was ... I need to start drinking Coors.

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