Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Your Tuesday Morning News Update

Posted By on Tue, Jul 11, 2006 at 9:02 AM

-- There have been deadly train explosions in India.

-- The Bush administration has decided to follow the Geneva Coventions. At least that's what they're saying.

-- The fact I just typed the sentence, "The Bush administration has decided to follow the Geneva Coventions," in a dead-serious, non-ironic fashion has suddenly made me depressed.

-- Possible fraud in a Mexican election? Wow, they must be learning from their friends to the north.

-- Gabby Giffords continues to milk the fact that she's dating an astronaut.

And that's your news update. We now return you to your e-mail/porn surfing/whatever it is you use the Internet for.


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