Friday, July 7, 2006

Your Friday Afternoon Update

Posted By on Fri, Jul 7, 2006 at 3:18 PM

-- Heavy rains have battered the central portion of town, whereas the southside has received jack squat. And there's a flash-flood warning out, so don't be 'illin in washes, yo.

-- A bird somehow got in the door and is flitting around the Weekly World Central offices.

-- Michael Jackson is reportedly shocked by gay porn. (You can make your own joke here.)

-- The next time you're at a baseball game, be aware of a fondling frog.

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