Monday, June 12, 2006

Kiss It!

Posted By on Mon, Jun 12, 2006 at 8:40 AM

OK, here's what you need to do right now.

Stop what you're doing and go outside. Get on your knees, and kiss the ground long and hard. While you smooch, thank whatever higher power (God? The universe? Keanu Reeves?) you choose that you've been blessed to live in an area where you don't have weather events like hurricanes or really anything else serious like that.

Just be careful not to kiss asphalt, as you could possibly burn half your freakin' face off.

But do it. Now. KISS IT!

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