While I suppose the Guy Fieri line of jewelry is a bargain at $69 a piece, it’s still jewelry designed by Guy Fieri, the chef whose public image is somewhat similar to a guy passed out on the lawn at a Jimmy Buffett concert. Don’t worry, however, it does have this ringing endorsement from its creator: “This stuff is off-da-hook. It’s some killer bling.”
This article appears in Dec 22-28, 2011.
I would definitely have to be dead in a coffin to have that on. I would also haunt whomever disparaged my corpse with this crap.
That quote gave me douche chills, by the way.