Now you can skip the ragged unprofessionalism of trying to grow out a sad patchy hipster beard that doesn’t quite create the aesthetic you hoped for and just jump to a convenient finished product (that you can also carry in your pocket). This is the convenience I was really hoping for from the 21st century. I wish it came in brown, but maybe that’s next year’s model.
This article appears in Sep 15-21, 2011.
kinda looks like Hannibal Lechters mask… or a face toupee?