Anthony Weiner’s wiener tweets are boring compared to Dutch politician Frank van der Vorst’s accidental tweet:
“As you throbbingly climax for the first time I feel your juices in my mouth as if they were the nectar of love.”
He’s not married, and since he could have a second career writing erotic fiction, his approval rating with women went up—as did his number ofTwitter followers:
“Well, at least I’ve gained 20 new followers. A lot of people apparently have needs they don’t dare to share.”
This article appears in Jun 2-8, 2011.