Warning: Possibly NSFW. And while amusing, it’s probably not really all that far from the truth, if this story is any indication.
In case you don’t have time to watch the video, the headline and subheadline are amusing and probably quite accurate:
Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans
Tampa Bay gay sex workers say they plan to rake in the cash sucking off secretly gay Republican politicians during the Republican National Convention.
This article appears in Aug 23-29, 2012.

I guess it beats taking chances with wide stances in public restrooms.