If You’re Not Drinking Mountain Dew for Breakfast, You’re Clearly Not Living Right

Dan GibsonMay 30, 2012January 15, 2023

As discovered by Reddit user AllenJacoby, Taco Bell is floating the idea of mixing Mountain Dew with orange juice as a breakfast drink. As someone who nearly obsessively drinks Coke Zero nearly all day, I have little room to criticize, but this does seem like a step toward a Brawndo takeover.

This article appears in May 24-30, 2012.

Dan Gibson

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4 replies on “If You’re Not Drinking Mountain Dew for Breakfast, You’re Clearly Not Living Right”

The Most Interesting Man in the World says:

May 30, 2012 at 11:01 am

I call mountain dew “Summer coffee”

but i dont be mixin in no OJ
rferrier says:

May 30, 2012 at 1:05 pm

This’ll go great with the Double Down I have at KFC every morning.
sadgirl says:

May 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm

I love Mountain Dew, however won’t be mixing it with oj any time soon.
Tim Schaller says:

May 31, 2012 at 9:15 am

Looks like it would go great with cheap food barn vodka.