In breaking Project White House news: Republican candidate Sean Murphy has aired an attack ad on YouTube in response to Democrat Doctress Neutopia’s recent video, which showed her visiting the Arizona border and cutting a hole in the American flag.
This article appears in Jan 3-9, 2008.


Holy Frijolé! Bring it on “MF” Murphy!!
When a video starts with a woman putting herself into a hole in the American flag, and then prominently shows a pie in the corner of the screen, one can only hope that it will end with the guy having sex with the pie while chanting, “Holy, holy, holy!”
Unfortunately he PUSSED OUT.
Holy Hol-e Mol-e CF Murphy. Don’t you understand what the Doctress is really up to? Everyone take your flags and craft supplies to the border. Let Martha Stewart know her reign as Queen of Craft is over. The Doctress has shown us the way to make wonderful border-influenced ponchos and thus deserves our vote!
as president of the united states the law of terason will be revised