That’s it. Right when David Hasslehoff shows up at the one minute mark of the trailer for Piranha 3-DD (the sequel to the film our Bob Grimm called “too good, and beautifully disgusting, to be ignored”), there’s officially no turning back from our certain cultural and sociological doom. Hopefully this bit of media will be preserved so other future civilizations can understand what brought on our doom.
This article appears in Feb 23-29, 2012.
An instant classic!! Hell, anything beats the shit out of “The Iron Lady”! (Like anyone needed to see more of Margaret Thatcher’s miserable existence and ugly-ass face).
Bring on the tits and ass and blood and piranhas and campy acting already–it’s okay to have fun kids…