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WOMEN SEEKING...Calling SBM. WF, 37, tall, slim, D/D free, blonde, ISO tall, well-endowed SBM’s for clean, discreet adult pleasures.
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Dominant Blonde Mistress seeks obedient male slaves &/ or TV’s, foot fetish, to obey my every command, must be obedient.
Musical DWF Duo, experts at blowing, wish to expand to trios/ quartets. Good embouchure a must. M’s specifically encouraged to audition. Cum make beautiful music with us!
Femme Dominant, Experienced, demanding, polyamorous, seeks submissive boy/boi, any gender. Must be willing, obedient, creative, bright, entertaining, with a desire to serve. Experience preferred but will train. Now, be a good boy & call.
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F ISO Big-busted F’s & fun-loving others to have a good time.
Seeking Sexual Chemistry. Cute, curvy, fun-loving, responsive SF ISO equally passionate, sexy, talented, attractive, fit male lover. No onenighters please!
SWF, 35, Busty semi-BBW, Size 20-, not skinny, seeks well endowed, older(50+), slightly submissive gentleman, who enjoys breast worshipping and Vegas quickies. Extra points for retired & short.
Ready For You! Attractive, curvy, fit BiWF ISO F playmate for intimate escapades. Want to tease, please, & bring you to your knees!
Attractive, Kinky, Charming GWF, 22, tomboi with tats/ piercings, ISO hot, fit femme GF 18-35 for kinky, fun times. D/D free.
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MWF, ISO Bi-female to help make mine & my husbands dream come true. We are D/D free, L/D, N/S, looking for friendship & good times together. All calls will be answered.
Satisfy My Needs I "Need" to pleasure you. I "Need" to devour you, taste you, consume you. I am ravenous, insatiable. Ladies only please.
If You Like crazy fun, a bit overdone, then you’re the onelet’s get out of the sun & take a run, & help each other cum undone (no pun!).
Needed: Extra People for naked trivia. No geniuses please. We have the game & the dice, you bring alcohol & an extra pair of socks. Winners handsomely rewarded.
5’4" Athletic Bl/grn-bl, just turned 30, willing & able for all fantasies. My eternal fire burns day & night like a 7-11 store! When I’m in the mood, hot wax, candles, Kama Sutra. Please tease me!
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ISO Adventure, Fun, excitement. Like the outdoors, dancing, music, physical activity. Interested? Get in touch!
Bad-Ass Kitty ISO big-ass dog to make me purr. I’m housebroken & take commands very well. ISO someone to help me tame the bad kitty inside. All interested parties must be neutered.
Haven’t Seen Stars in months; the smoke has clouded my vision. If you have the hose to extinguish the flames & clear the smoke, I’m yours for the long haul. Please sound my alarm!
ISO M To take advantage of my kindness & generosity, treat me badly, spend all my money, drink profusely, & have wife & kids in another town. Also must be fantastic in bed.
Play Doctor? Gently, not too weirdly. Sponge bath, spoon feeding, pulse check. I’m attractive, tall, 40, unencumbered, clean (would still like the sponge bath). You’re sexy, dirty boy.
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Wanted: Bilingual But not bisexual HM in early 60’s. I’m blondish, good-figured, healthy, like to dance, intelligence, & sexiness.
ISO Some Down-home S&M lovin’. Strong men only cuz I’m a wild one!
MEN SEEKING...Slim, Bi-WM Seeking chubby, WM, over 50, in central/northwest area who wants regular cock service at your place. I’m clean, safe & discreet, N/S you be too.
Energizer. Fine M, 28, ISO hot SF’s for nights of pleasure & passion. Discreet 1 on 1 or 3- some fun.
M Needs Dad. Attractive, affectionate, hung GHM, 42, ISO virile WM dad with good heart, average/good looks, versatile. Let’s be happy together!
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MWM ISO Sex. Wife too busy. I’m 5’6", fit, like to please. clean, D/D free (UB2). Her idea to get some on the side.
Curvy, Chunky Cutie desired by handsome bl/bl SWM, 34, attractive, athletic, affectionate, safe, playful, caring, cuddly, intense, passionate. I’ll shower you with attention.
GM With Nice moist mouth wants your mushroom head cock in it. Let me lick & suck it to ecstasy. Shoot that wad for me now!
Handsome Sensuous SWM, 6’2", 180#, fit, ISO slender, sensual, foxy F for decadent weekend of fabulous eros.
I Give Up! SWM, 32, 6’3", fit 180#, well-endowed 8", ISO SWF, 25-35, slender, N/S/D, for purely sexual, monogamous relationship.
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Dreamers & Lovers. Me: SWM, 35, thin, lighthearted, amorous, delightfully hung. You: SWF, thin, happy, amorous, ISO companionship & lots of sex.
Seeking Discreet Sexual dates for adult fun? Let me be of service to you in satisfying your sexual desires! All F’s welcome!
Hot Latino For F’s. 51, 5’10", 195#, blk/br, ISO F’s for hot encounters. Love to please. POB 1223, 85702.
SWM Seeks Friend. 52; ISO same age or older, for adult get-togethers. Let’s meet & talk.
Very Well-Hung SBM, handsome, clean, D/D free, seeks F, very high libido, age/race unimportant. Will return all calls.
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HM ISO Couple to please by any means. Easy-going, willing to entertain you both. Don’t let your fantasy go by! Also ISO mutual massage.
MWM Seeking Lady with small breasts, large nipples A plus for discreet rendezvous. I’m 50+, 5’5", 153#.
Oral SPM, 34, ISO SW/HF to make me weak in the knees. Cum for my tongue & stay for my endowment.
MWM Seeking Lady with small breasts, large nipples A plus for discreet rendezvous. I’m 50+, 5’5", 153#.
No Gag Reflex. BiM ISO wellhung M’s to orally service, occasionally, weekly, biweekly. Come alone, with a friend, or group. My place. No reciprocation. PO 12803, 85732.
ISO Bored, Neglected or just plain horny females, 30’s-50’s. let my tongue unleash your lustful passion. I’m a SWM, easy going, 40, thin, and very oral. Cum on.
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On My Knees for worship services with your juicy, cut, white cock. WM, 46.
ISO Sexy Senior. Attractive MWM, 48, ISO attractive, mature F, 60’s-70’s, for afternoon happy hour. POB 68301, 85737.
SWM, ISO, Oral fun with couples, ladies, & select men. Sexy, erotic, attractive, 5’10", 180#, br/br, 6", cut, thick, D/D free, your place. Will return all. Cum eat me.
Very Handsome MM, very clean, 7-1/2" shaved, circumcised cock, ISO attractive F to be oral sex buddies.
ISO Wild Redhead. Moving to AZ soon; would love to get & have sex with a hot, sexy F. I’m 6’1", 170#, big thick cock.
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ISO Mature Couple. WM, 47, ht/wt proportionate, seeks over 40 M/FC for fun erotic times. Orally BiM would be a+. Very clean, discreet, experienced. Let’s enjoy life together.
Happy But Sexless MWPM, 40, 5’9", 160#, extremely oral, ISO slender, classy F, 20-45, for weekly rendezvous, Incorrigible weakness for sundresses.
Discreet, Clean WM ISO straight S/MM’s, 20-50, who want to be orally serviced once or on regular basis.
Secret Rendezvous. MHM ISO M’s 45-65 for afternoon get-togethers. Anything goes. Must be D/D free, no strings attached.
Let’s Do An all nighter. Studying techniques of sexual pleasures. Male, 40’s, ISO women, 18-50. Who enjoy a hard subject and a gifted teacher. Classes anytime. D/D free, all sizes, races.
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Tall, Sensuous GWM seeks super-skinny WM for discreet pleasure. I’m 40, 6’3", 175#, hung, boyish; UB sinewy, veiny, any age.
Looking For You! SBM, very well endowed. Seeking to meet woman 25-35 for some erotic touching and adult pleasures. Call, very discreet. Ta Ta.
"Men Seeking" Far outweighs other categories- why? We’re all horn-dogs, all well-endowed, hard, & long-lasting, perform better than anyone. Only truth I deliver is with performance, not words. Check me out!
I’ll Massage You, caress you, kiss you, find all of your special spots. I like using my hands to your fullest satisfaction. SWM, 40, ISO W/HF 20-45 for adult fun & maybe friendship.
ISO Short Female. Single or married, average/petite, 25-50, very sexual, fun-loving, needing male attention. Enjoy discreet no-strings fun with straight WM, attractive short, muscular, endowed. D/D free- UB2. No pain/ anal. Guaranteed reply. POB 19024, 85731.
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Vietnam Vet, 47, slightly mentally disturbed from 17 year stay in 4x4 tiger cage, ISO F or M, or animal (no snapping turtles), to let me read original copy of "The Communist Manifesto" while I pleasure myself to John Tesh- he’s very gifted...really!
Barely 64, Athletic double Ivy League doctor with the usual sexual deviations seeks F, 18- 20, dancer, for company. Must like skiing, swimming, surfing, golf, tennis, beaches. Cum share multiple orgasms with the old codger 3x/day.
M, 28, ISO F’s, 180#+, who enjoy skinny-dipping in chocolate. Cum to me!
ISO F Under 25 to partake in menage a trois with young athletic M who resembles Patrick Dempsey. I’m 25, clean, unshaven, will tickle your fun spot & become your master. 3rd partner is best friend, who has 10" tongue, beautiful coat, energetic tail.
Chevy Chase Lookalike ISO his centrifical force in life. Cross my heart & hope to lie, feel my love on your thigh.
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Are You A Gummy Venus? I’ll be your candy cane. Let’s get down with the sickness; only those with a Popcycle fetish need apply!
Passionate, Sensual Relationship that burns like a drought-stricken forest. Flames gently kissing your voluptuous, feminine curves, sending plumes of sexy smoke into the air. It’ll take all night to quench the blaze, but I have what it takes.
Young WM & young Greek M ISO supple F to take advantage of. Call for pleasure.
ISO F To wine/dine/good time me. Take me home with you & take care of my every need. BBW preferred.
Satisfaction Guaranteed. SWM, healthy, clean, 40’s, bicurious, love women, interested in 3- or more-somes. Very sexy, good-looking, rugged type. Never a complaint!
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HM ISO Big-breasted F to make each other’s fantasies come true. Nice & fun important. Me: 5’8", 175#.
Being A True megalomaniac, I don’t have a lot of time to spend on relationships. I’m only interested in partying, ruining lives, & getting empty. I prefer cute girls to Viagra- it can be a lot of fun.
Ok, So My last ad lied- I am arrogant, conceited, self-centered, & the moon does rise from my butt! But I’m also passionate, romantic, very experienced & playful. SWM ISO SF/ couples for adult recess. Prefer scrawny, proportionate at least. Age/race open. POB 324, 85702.
Looking To Write a few more pages in this chapter of my life. Semi-experienced in the lifestyle, ISO more friends to play with. WM, 46, work hard, play hard, seeks uninhibited F’s of all ages, races; semi-permanent swing partner would be cool.
ISO Dark, Sexy F with nice full curves- no toothpicks. Must be able to do the splits, have a little junk in the trunk. Down for anything, looking for adventure, travel. Spanish mamacitas preferred.
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BM ISO SF/couple for discreet no-strings fun & frolic; some days available.
M ISO Curious F’s. 6’9", small tool, ISO F’s, 90#, 5’2". Sex toys a treat for both of us.
WM, 30, 5’11", 190#, long light brown hair, seeks intimate encounters, one-night stands, F’s 21-38 just to hang out with.
ISO Open-Minded, spontaneous, fun-loving F, 21-50, enjoys travel, skinny-dipping, movies, dancing, conversation, for friendship or casual sexual relationship.
ISO Daphne. Scooby Doo wants to be your dog. In exchange, all I want is some Scooby snacks!
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Angry Guy ISO angry woman. Won’t break much. Complimentary Prozac with each date. Naked parties a must!
Hug, Kiss, Cuddle, fondle, caress titties, eaten, felt up, f**ked. Calm arousal, energetic Beatlemania rocker aphrodisiac. M, 5’11", 51 (look many years younger), ISO Britney Spears type; age no factor. Ideal sex, love, romance.
Jr. High Social studies teacher needs companionship. 16 years on JV wrestling team has taught me how to fight & drink with precision & coordination. Weakness for curvaceous but thin-waisted dancer types for summers by the pool. Lesbian couples also may apply. Never dates on the first f**k.
Reformed Video Game addict seeks F to join in two-player joystick games. Ideal candidate will have a red bow in hair & enjoy eating cherries, ghosts, & power pellets. You can attempt to beat my high score any time!
Cum Celebrate Our new Constitutional right to sodomy with me. I’m SWPM. You have 2 floating hemispheres with balloon knot in the middle.
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SM ISO Loving friend. I’m 5’7", 160#, 64 (look 55), love long foreplay, oral. Let’s enjoy each other.
DWM, 45, ISO S/H/WF, 20’s40’s, to hang with, party, play. Must be attractive.
Astronaut Looking To make impact crater in a heavenly body. My rocket is ready to fire! Come under my my ejector blanket!
COUPLES SEEKING...Very Attractive MWC, tall, slender, sexy, D/D free. She is 27, gorgeous, Bi-curious. He is 34, straight, rugged, handsome. Swing curious. Looking for fit, cute, couple under 40.
Masturbate With Us! MWC, early 40’s, ISO couples, SWF’s, 21-55, who love watching/helping masturbation, safe swinging. Must be clean, discreet, D/ D free.
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MBiF Redhead Enjoys sharing her man with other horny F’s. If you’d enjoy loads of tongue, give this fun-loving couple a try.
WC ISO Older M, 50+, with hard cock; viagra enhanced OK. Prefer BM, but any race OK. We both suck you, you decide where to cum- her pussy or his mouth.
Experienced Swingers ISO other experienced swingers. Not into pain, potty play, or games.
Hot Couple ISO other openminded couples for fun. D/D free; UB2. Also ISO SF’s. Meet in public place, see what happens.
ISO Other Couples or SF’s. We’re fun, outgoing, D/D free; UB2. Seek well-endowed F’s, 35-40.
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We’re An Experienced lifestyle couple, middle-aged, ISO other open-minded, sex-positive couples. Into most anything except brown/golden showers, pain. If you’re seeking Barbie & Ken, it’s not us; if you’re seeking a mature, relaxed, nonpushy guy & gal, it may be.
MPC. Life Begins after 40. ISO couples any age to enjoy life, weekends in & out of town.
CURIOSITIESDom, Confident, Limitless, ISO sub/slave fem for fun. No strings (ropes & chains of course!) casual relationship, possibly LTR. I’m 38, in wheelchair. Be: 18-50, any race, petite-average build/up for all kinds of use. All calls answered.
Sweet Feet? Are you a sensual F with sexy toes? Have you got luscious feet? We should meet! SWM ISO your good taste- it’s our pleasure! Call!
Sultan Of Swat. ISO F’s who need their bare asses spanked until they’re soaking wet.
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SWM, 53, Attractive, slender, 5’11", 160#, ISO young boy 18- 25, clean-shaven, skinny, smooth body. No reciprocation necessary; I’ll suck you, eat you, drink your golden champagne. No older M’s.
Volcanic Butt Jammer ISO bottoms only, for submissive discreet quickies, virgins, CD’s, a plus. Enemas possible. Long term sex slave wanted. All asses examined with my cock. Write POB #30374, 85751
Dominant BiM ISO submissive people. Will train, respect your limits.
Submissive, Curvy, Attractive SBF, 38D, ISO adult nursing relationship with SPM, 35+. Serious; eventual LTR.
ISO Slave Boy; must be over 30, healthy, N/Drugs. Pain & a little humiliation are your needs. Call for details.
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Couple Seeks Slave. Dominant couple ISO submissive WF, 18-30, for B&D slave training. Experienced, safe, sane, well-equipped.
School Master Wants bad girl for spankings. Cowboy seeks midnight cowgirl for wet n’ wild moonlight rides. Sailor been at sea too long seeks land-loving whore. Let me arrest you & torture you with multiple orgasms.
ISO F Blonde midget to spank me all night while she verbally humiliates me.
Nipple Clamps & handcuffs are for beginners. I need advanced training in the art of domination. Young F’s welcome, especially the schoolgirl sort. Asians a+.
SWM ISO Amputee to let me worship their stump. I’ll tuck my arm in my shirt & we can take it from there.
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Horny, Open-Minded F who’d enjoy erotic pubic hair & leg shaving with cool, nice-looking guy, 40’s. Mutual masturbation, oral, sex toys, & overall good safe fun. Friendship relationship would be nice (LOL). MM, 8987 E. Tanque Verde #309-290, 85749.
LUST NOTESSaw You At the Rack, sitting by the door; me sitting at the bar, occasionally looking to find your eyes looking at me. We talked very little; call so we can talk more.
