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Best Convenience Store Cappuccino
Circle K
Every Street Corner In Tucson
STAFF PICK: Trendy coffeehouses tend to appear like spadefoot
toads after a summer downpour. Unfortunately, they're often just
as ephemeral; indeed, it's a common experience to find one's favorite
strip-mall latte and espresso purveyor unexpectedly vanished,
replaced by yet another acrylic-nail salon. This is exactly the
reason why you should give up your West Coast pretensions right
now and join the blue-collar breakfast crowd heading straight
to the neighborhood Circle K. Once there, you'll find what your
bean-addled body really needs: the incomparable Circle K Almond
Amaretto cappuccino! (Just writing the name of this blissful
nectar is sufficient to trigger a moist Pavlovian reaction.) There
will be, undoubtedly, a brace of quibbling, elitist nabobs sure
to raise issues of aesthetics and ambiance, claiming that a truly
divine cappuccino cannot possibly come from a retail convenience
store that also sells condoms, Corn-Nuts, and Hostess Ho-Hos.
The devil with them, we say! The intoxicating flavor of this delicious,
ambrosial beverage renders all objections moot. (And don't forget
the "Buy 4 Hot Beverages, Get One Free" card.) We're
on our way to Circle K...see you there!
STAFF PICK: Trendy coffeehouses tend to appear like spadefoot
toads after a summer downpour. Unfortunately, they're often just
as ephemeral; indeed, it's a common experience to find one's favorite
strip-mall latte and espresso purveyor unexpectedly vanished,
replaced by yet another acrylic-nail salon. This is exactly the
reason why you should give up your West Coast pretensions right
now and join the blue-collar breakfast crowd heading straight
to the neighborhood Circle K. Once there, you'll find what your
bean-addled body really needs: the incomparable Circle K Almond
Amaretto cappuccino! (Just writing the name of this blissful
nectar is sufficient to trigger a moist Pavlovian reaction.) There
will be, undoubtedly, a brace of quibbling, elitist nabobs sure
to raise issues of aesthetics and ambiance, claiming that a truly
divine cappuccino cannot possibly come from a retail convenience
store that also sells condoms, Corn-Nuts, and Hostess Ho-Hos.
The devil with them, we say! The intoxicating flavor of this delicious,
ambrosial beverage renders all objections moot. (And don't forget
the "Buy 4 Hot Beverages, Get One Free" card.) We're
on our way to Circle K...see you there!