Best Topless Nightclub

Curves Cabaret
2130 N Oracle Road

STAFF PICK: Really, what could be friendlier than a room full of naked ladies? Curves Cabaret lacks the stuffy charm of old-time "gentlemen's clubs" but it does have the frenzied, licentious energy of Rome only moments before the fall! Curves is relatively cheap too, when you compare it to the price for other sybaritic thrills; there's no cover during the day and those drink specials just keep coming. It's the girls, though, with their plucky, indomitable attitudes, that make Curves a nice place for men and women to cop a naughty eyeful. The foxy boxers, in particular, have proven themselves to be great sports, if not great sportswomen.