||February 22 - February 28, 1996
A pointless election calls for pointless fun! Plus our resident
right-wing wacko explains why he's voting for B1 Bobby in the
upcoming Arizona presidential primary.
By Jim Nintzel, Tom Danehy and Emil Franzi
Howls of outrage and squeals of delight from our astonished fans.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Arizona Legislature,
By Jeff Smith
The UA's science-fiction New U...The Legislature's brainless Bob
Burns might be onto something after all...Special Ed's special
friend...And much more!
Late last year Elizabeth Clark became the youngest person ever
charged with first-degree murder in Pima County. Maybe they should
have charged her step-father.
By Vicki Hart
Millions in taxpayer dollars are at stake in the City of Tucson's
drive to beautify Speedway Boulevard by eliminating seven ugly
By David Devine
Finally...at long last...DesertNet proudly debuts the eagerly
anticipated Hall of Heads!
Here's your place to vent, Tucson webheads.
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