February 22 - February 28, 1996

Grand Old Party Puzzle Page! A pointless election calls for pointless fun! Plus our resident right-wing wacko explains why he's voting for B1 Bobby in the upcoming Arizona presidential primary. By Jim Nintzel, Tom Danehy and Emil Franzi Mailbag Howls of outrage and squeals of delight from our astonished fans. Smith Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Arizona Legislature, of course. By Jeff Smith The Skinny The UA's science-fiction New U...The Legislature's brainless Bob Burns might be onto something after all...Special Ed's special friend...And much more! Bad Dad Late last year Elizabeth Clark became the youngest person ever charged with first-degree murder in Pima County. Maybe they should have charged her step-father. By Vicki Hart Billboard Bingo Millions in taxpayer dollars are at stake in the City of Tucson's drive to beautify Speedway Boulevard by eliminating seven ugly billboards. By David Devine Hall of Heads Finally...at long last...DesertNet proudly debuts the eagerly anticipated Hall of Heads! Currents Forum Here's your place to vent, Tucson webheads. Media Blitz Links to other alternative weeklies across the nation

Home | Currents | City Week | Music | Review | Cinema | Back Page | Forums | Search

		© 1995-97 Tucson Weekly . Info Booth