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Eagleheart

Thursday, Nov. 14 (Adult Swim)

Season Premiere: In its first two seasons, Chris Elliott's Eagleheart fought and exacerbated different crimes-of-the-week in each episode; his Marshal Chris Monsanto may be prone to psychotic violence and gratuitous collateral damage, but he gets the job done (pay attention, Deputy Rick Grimes). This time around, Eagleheart is a serialized 10-part saga, subtitled Paradise Rising, centered around the death-by-woodchipper of Marshal Brett (Brett Gellman) and Monsanto's quest to clear his own name in a vast murder conspiracy that, somehow, involves Martin Sheen (Martin Sheen). There's also the usual epic bloodshed, body count and general mistreatment of Marshal Susie (Maria Thayer); Eagleheart is still in touch with its roots, after all.

Ground Floor

Thursday, Nov. 14 (TBS)

Series Debut: Since it was co-created by Bill Lawrence (Cougar Town, Scrubs), The Only TV Column That Matters™ enjoyed a millisecond of hope that Ground Floor wouldn't be just another craptastic TBS sitcom with an abrasive, tacked-on laugh track. Guess what? It's just another craptastic TBS sitcom with an abrasive, tacked-on laugh track—and it also completely wastes the comedic talent of Scrubs alum John C. McGinley. Not that this corporate office-place "comedy" looks expensive (it was probably shot on the Men at Work set during lunch breaks), but TBS could have saved time and money by just buying rerun rights to the legitimately funny Better Off Ted and called it good. Do I have to run all the networks?

Raising Hope

Friday, Nov. 15 (Fox)

Season Premiere: Speaking of running networks, who the hell decided that Dads should be leading off Tuesday nights while Raising Hope, the show that got Fox back into the comedy game, is banished to Fridays? While we're at it, how is The X Factor still a thing? Anyway: Season 4 of Raising Hope will be burned off, er, presented, in back-to-back Friday twofers until the network gets around to joining it up with still-in-reserve military sitcom Enlisted sometime in January. You know, if it lasts that long here—watch now, watch hard.

Almost Human

Sunday, Nov. 17 (Fox)

Series Debut: From J.J. Abrams comes the futuristic—2048, to be exact—tale of a police force that mandates every cop be partnered with a human-like cyborg. Naturally, veteran officer John Kennex (Star Trek's Karl Urban) hates machines, but reluctantly comes to trust his new crime-fighting iPartner (Michael Ealy). It all sounds suspiciously like a 1992 series called Mann & Machine (or maybe even 1976's Holmes & Yo-Yo—go ahead, look it up), but so what? J.J. Abrams! Future robot cops! Like Fox's left-field hit Sleepy Hollow (which it will be paired with on Mondays after tonight), Almost Human mixes the fantastical with enough humor and, well, humanity, to connect with The Masses better than previous sci-fi forays like the mindeffing Fringe, and Urban is just straight-up cool. Should be a hit ... emphasis on should.

On the Rocks

Sunday, Nov. 17 (Food Network)

Series Debut: "Top consultant and bartender extraordinaire John Green assesses establishments that have taken a 'dive' in hopes of filling the bar stools and pint glasses once again," says here. "Updates to weathered décor and flawed menus, tackling staff problems through intense bar training; John's on a mission to help shabby watering holes and dysfunctional nightclubs reinvent themselves." So, it's Bar Rescue. Is Green going to "fix" all of the clubs that Jon Taffer already saved/screwed? "I've revamped your pathetic brewpub as an mid-scale strip club and steakhouse—welcome to Show Us Your Tips. My work here is done ..."

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