The Unauthorized Candid Cop Calendar 

JACKBOOTED HUNKS: The rumor's rife around the cop shop these days that a few of the city's uniformed finest got together for a major publicity photo, clad only in boots and helmets.

Where'd ya stick your nightsticks, boys?

Seems one of the guys is reportedly having a little fling with a sister in arms, and this was supposed to be his way of perking up her day. We're told it's only served to outrage the female cops, however.

From what we hear, TPD's blue knights can expect a pants-down spanking from Internal Affairs.

--The Skinny, May 4

LATER IN MAY, the electronic media "broke" the story revealing that Sgt. Lee McNitt had gathered five of his officers together in late December to shoot the photo reprinted here. According to TPD's internal investigation, the boys in blue were on duty when the photo was taken, leading to an internal affairs investigation and subsequent disciplinary action, including a demotion for McNitt (who was indeed having a fling with Officer Faye Hannes) and 20-hour suspensions for officers Brian Berg, Michael Humphries, Douglas Musick, Mark Molina and Benjamin Winegrad.

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