Is there a person, a place or a thing that you think Tucson would be better off without? If so, let us know!
We'll be publishing our seventh annual Get Out of Town! issue on Dec. 17, and alongside the list of ne'er-do-wells that we Tucson Weekly scribes are dispatching from the Old Pueblo, we'll publish reader Get Out of Town! submissions.
A few ground rules: Please try to kick entities out of town that we have not already kicked out. (To peruse all of our previous Get Out of Town! dishonorees, click here. If you're too busy to check, send in your submission anyway—and if you have a really compelling reason to kick a previous dishonoree out of town again, try us; we may just make an exception or two.) Keep your submissions to 150 words, tops, and be sure to send us your real name and your phone number, for verification purposes. Of course, don't go overboard with your ranting and raving, because libel suits tend to be annoying to have to deal with.
Finally, have fun ... and don't get your hopes up, because the entities included on our Get Out of Town! lists almost never actually leave Tucson.
Send your submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org no later than noon, Wednesday, Dec. 9.
Thanks, everyone. I look forward to receiving your vitriolic submissions!