Police Dispatch

Police Dispatch

That Guy Has an "Arrest Wish"

Police Dispatch

A University of Arizona student experienced the epitome of luck when he not only rec ouped his lost wallet—with everything apparently still inside—but also avoided jail despite the fact that everything was apparently still inside...

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Honey, I'm Going to My Whore Meeting

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A woman's live-in adult son got suddenly, strangely angry after possibly scoring drugs at an auto-parts shop

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Much Ado About Something

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A woman who'd been evicted from an apartment complex was accused of using lipstick- not once, but three times

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In an incident involving a bathtub and meth—but not necessarily "bathtub meth"— a man was arrested after screaming at a motel employee in his underwear upon learning he owed $600 for damaging his room, according to a Pima County Sheriff's Department report.

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A man tried, quite unsuccessfully, to smuggle four bottles of booze out of a Walmart store—in his pants, a Pima County Sheriff's Department report stated.

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Someone smeared excrement (human or animal, we’ll never know) on the door handle of someone’s car

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Two women escaped punishment for a conspicuous tiff in a grocery-store parking after their cars got a little too close on the road

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When a woman told her adult stepson he couldn't take dresser drawers full of clothing out of her house, he obeyed and left her drawers—but emptied an entire can full of garbage on the hood of her car, according to a Pima County Sheriff's Department report.

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A man stole a very large number of lottery tickets and then went (almost) directly to jail, a Pima County Sheriff's Department report stated.

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A very unfortunate man was just getting to know a woman online

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After being caught in a fast-food joint with drug paraphernalia in his underpants, a man in a color-coordinated outfit bragged about his skills at hiding actual drugs on his person—or, literally, in his person.

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A local homeowner was baffled by a sinister-seeming—yet nonsensical—episode of apparent vandalism at her residence, a PCSD report said.

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A couple of women made themselves quite at home in a stranger's storage unit—even fashioning a (very crude) "restroom" for themselves there.

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