Here Come the Fun Police 

Probably the only article you'll read this week that uses car sex as part of an extended metaphor

I was minding my own business one night last week, fucking a girl in a parked car, when a Tucson police cruiser rolled up directly across the street. The officer didn't get out. Instead, he just hovered over there in his car,…

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