We don't care who you think you are, but you're not really
a Tucsonan until you've puked your ever-loving guts out after drinking more than one Scorpion at Kon Tiki. They go down so smoothly--tasting of citrusy fruit punch, with a rum-flavored kick--that novice drinkers may be lulled into a false sense of security. One of these babies is enough to make you give up your car keys. Drink two or more, however, and--well, we figure the cocktail would be a good surgical numbing agent should anesthesia ever go out of style.
2. Kristina's Krush, Zona 78, 78 W. River Road, 888-7878, www.zona78.com
3. Knockout, Sullivan's Steak House , 1785 E. River Road, 299-4275, www.sullivansteakhouse.com/tucson