Non-morning people fear not: Turn on The World Famous Frank
show, and you'll more than likely forget it's 6 a.m. and you haven't had coffee yet, especially if you're in the mood for discussions like, "Who's your favorite TV nympho?" or play-by-plays of co-hosts Stagz McNasty and Tic-Tac doing shots of Gatorade. It's petty, immature, often offensive and a little like overhearing the id of your average young American male, but it will wake you up and keep you awake, because you'll either be giggling or wondering how they let guys like this actually talk on the radio.
2. Johnjay and Rich, KRQQ FM 93.7, www.krq.com/pages/staff/jjr/index.html
3. Kidd Squidd, KXCI FM 91.3, www.kxci.org
Sign of the impending apocalypse: Tom Danehy, one vote