Best Men's Restroom in a Fourth Avenue Bar
Club Congress may have that funky, brushed-metal thing going on with its bathroom. The porn plastered on the walls in The Surly Wench restroom gives you a little somethin' somethin' to look at while you're relieving yourself. And the privacy accorded by Bison Witches' single-occupancy facility can't be beat when it comes time to make out with someone on the downlow. But Plush by far has the cleanest and most spacious restroom, which makes it ideal for all your vomiting needs. Not that we ever use it for that, of course--we check ourselves before we wreck ourselves.