Has your child been in front of the computer so long that he has become pale, with his eyes sunken? Did he start sharpening knives after you took away his copy of Grand Theft Auto? Help is here in the form of Golf 'n' Stuff! Bring the whole family, including the incipient zombie. You might start with one of the arcade games, then move on to some real fun stuff that you can all do together. Fun stuff includes batting cages, go-carts, bumper boats (which have water guns) and laser tag. Don't worry; if you are a parent who can't swing a bat, and fears anything that moves and requires steering, there are two 18-hole miniature-golf courses.
3. Funtasticks Family Fun Park, 221 E. Wetmore Road, 888-4653, www.funtasticks.com