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Dear Mexican: I live in upstate New York (that's any part of the state north of the city, for you West Coasters), and while we have a relatively small Mexican population, we have a large number of Puerto Ricans, especially in the community where I live. Here's my question: A number of times, I've overheard my PR friends accuse each other of being "lazy Mexicans" as a good-humored insult. I'm wondering: On the West Coast—where I expect there are more Mexicans than Puerto Ricans—do you ever accuse each other of being "lazy Puerto Ricans"?

I've asked my PR friends this question, but they think it's crazy. I'm of Irish heritage, and I was surprised one day to find out that all of the Polish jokes I grew up with were Irish jokes in England. I'm curious if maybe it's the same thing here. Basically, I see my friends as being Latino, and they don't have a problem with that—until someone calls them Mexican. It's kind of like someone saying I'm Irish, but accusing me of being Protestant when I'm actually Catholic.

Son of Erin

Dear Mick: Ah, another opportunity to trot out my all-time favorite joke: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? Because they don't work in the future, either. Silly chiste, but that's the point.

As brilliantly put forth by Christie Davies in his examination of ethnic humor, The Mirth of Nations, mere jokes by one ethnic group against another signify latent hostility toward the joked-upon, but nothing serious. Ethnic insults, on the other hand, suggest a deeper-rooted hatred between the groups. In other words, Mexicans don't really care about Puerto Ricans, because we always kick their asses in boxing and aren't as colonized as boricuas, so tweaking them is relegated to jokes—and even then, I can't think of a single Puerto Rican joke with roots in Mexico.

But Puerto Ricans throwing around slurs like "lazy Mexicans" show that they're as American as they come, because while Mexican jokes do exist in the American humor realm, bona fide slurs—wetback, chili belly, taco bender, wab, and many, many others—are as numerous as beans in a burrito. "The number and nature of nicknames, and particularly derogatory nicknames for particular ethnic groups in America," wrote Davies, "is a reflection of the strengths of the ethnic conflicts in which they have been involved and the kinds of ill-feeling that such conflicts generate."

Diós bless America!


My fiancé and I were debating this the other night: Where did the idea of matanzas come from? How did they start? I'm of the belief that they were to provide food for an entire village during long, hard winters, and have become a reason to party outside in the middle of winter. He says he doesn't think so. He said they are probably a local thing (we're from New Mexico), and other self-respecting Mexicans would never have fiestas like this. Can you clarify?

Muy Confundida

Dear Very Confused Chica: "Self-respect" and "Mexicans" in regards to fiestas go together like "logic" and "Republicans" on America's immigration issues.

Your husband is largely right: Matanzas, for the rest of us non-New Mexis, usually involve the slaughtering of a pig just before winter to provide the pueblo with hundreds of pounds of lard, meat, blood and all of the other bounty that our tasty porcine friends provide us. Some scholars also posit that matanzas were Hispanic rituals dating back centuries, with the pig as the center of the feast: Since the Moorish rulers of the Hispanos' ancestors and the Jews they always despised couldn't eat pig, the feast was a great way for Spaniards and their descendents smoke any marranos or moriscos out of the pueblo's ranks and into the bonfire.

Maybe, but the Mexican has always felt that matanzas ("killings" en inglés) were always more like the Pacific Northwest tradition of potlaches, where men would compete with each other to see who could throw the biggest feast and treat others the best. And that, my dear amiga, ain't tied to any other tradition but the eternal quien-es-más-macho ritual of hombres.

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