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Dear Readers: I asked half-breeds a couple of weeks ago to write in with nicknames that describe their mixed Mexican heritage. Many, muchos responses continue to trickle in--gracias for the submissions. Following is a handy glossary that ustedes wrote, with the occasional Mexican commentary--enjoy!

If you're half-Mexican and:

· Half-African: Afrijoles

· Half-Black: Black beans, Blaxican, Choco-Taco, Negrexican

· Half-Arab: Garbanzo beaner, America's worst nightmare

· Half-Canadian: Canexican

· Half-Chinese: Chexican, Chinacan, Chinkano, Combination Plate, Mexinese, rice-n-beans

· Half-Cornish: Cornish tortilla

· Half-Costa Rican: Mextica ("tico" is a nickname for Costa Ricans)

· Half-Croatian: Cro-Mex

· Half-Czech: Czecano, Czex-Mex, Czexican, Mexislovakian

· Half-Filipino: Chilipino, Mexipino

· Half-Flemish: Fletino

· Half-French: Frenchican

· Half-Gabacho: Amerilanga (combination of American and chilanga, nickname for someone from Mexico City), Caucano, Gabaxicano, Güerexican, Mixican, Whispanic, white bean

· Half-German: Beanerschnitzel, Germexican, wiener beaner

· Half-Greek: Greexican, Mexi-eek (I never said all of the nicknames were clever)

· Half-Guatemalan: Chapano (chapín is a nickname for Guatemalans)

· Half-Hawaiian: Pineapple salsa

· Half-Honky: Chichonky

· Half-Indian (the India kind): Curry tamale

· Half-Indian (the Indian kind): Navajole

· Half-Irish: Leprecano, green bean, McBeaner

· Half-Italian: Mexican pizza, Spic-talian

· Half-Japanese: Japanic, Mexanese

· Half-Jewish: Jalapeño bagel, Jumex (also the name of a delicious Mexican fruit-nectar drink), Kahlua-jewa, kosher burrito, Mexi-Jew

· Half-Korean: Korexican

· Half-Pakistani: Mexistani

· Half-Panamanian: Panamex

· Half-Polish: Polexican, Polexiqui (this particular gal was Yaqui Indian on her Mexican side; she also called herself a Mexipolaqui)

· Half-Portuguese: Pork-and-beans

· Half-Redneck: Rednexican, Redback, Wetneck

· Half-Russian: Brown Russian

· Half-Salvadoran: Salvexican

· Half-Samoan: Samexican

· Half-Scotch: McRiguez

· Half-Turk: Turxican

Other Latinos also joined the game. A half-Spanish, half-American called himself "spam"; a Cuban Jew goes by Jewban, while a Peruvian from Minnesota describes herself as a Minneruvian. Meanwhile, a Puerto Rican from New York insisted that dominicanos were half-Dominican, half-anus (ano is "anus" in Spanish). And a half-Indian, half-Jew wrote in at the last moment with his moniker: Gandhistein. But the final, wisest word goes to a full-blooded gabacho:

How about an American, like all of us mutts?

Don't see your nickname? E-mail me below, and I'll compile a full list for my as-yet-unfinished Web page!

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