Comments On: 'Carmona Facts' Twitter Account Is Interesting And Potentially Comedy Gold by David Mendez http://www.tucsonweekly.com/TheRange/archives/2012/09/05/carmona-facts-twitter-account-is-interesting-and-potentially-comedy-gold Comments On: 'Carmona Facts' Twitter Account Is Interesting And Potentially Comedy Gold by David Mendez en-us Copyright 2013 Tucson Weekly. All rights reserved. This RSS file is offered to individuals, Tucson Weekly readers, and non-commercial organizations only. Any commercial websites wishing to use this RSS file, please contact Tucson Weekly. dmendez@tucsonweekly.com (Tucson Weekly Webmaster) Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:00:01 -0700 Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:45:00 -0700 Foundation http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss <![CDATA[Re: 'Carmona Facts' Twitter Account Is Interesting And Potentially Comedy Gold]]>
Carmona is Puerto Rican for Chuck Norris.

Every saguaro in Arizona surrendered to Carmona when he came here. That's why their arms reach for the sky.

Gov. Jan Brewer may eat scorpions for breakfast but Carmona eats barbed wire for breakfast and tarantula hawks for dessert.

When ordering tequila shots Carmona shoots first and downs it later.

Carmona can kill you and bring you back to life.

Monsoon lightning fears Carmona.
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