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    Jake Carson on 11/18/2016 at 5:05 PM
    Hey Bob, do you know what the difference is in one of Captain Kutchie's
    Famous King Size Sirloin Steak Sandwiches and an Ashton Kutcher Movie is?

    Answer:

    The Steak Sandwich is GOOD!.....ha, ha, ha...

    And don't forget the Key Lime Pie!...It's To Die For.

    Caution, I think that we're being watched!....
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    ....Roger
  • Posted by:
    Jake Carson on 01/28/2016 at 3:49 PM
    I Tried The Captain Kutchie's Key Lime Pies And Those PieGasams Healed All My
    Symptoms Within The First 4-Weeks! I highly Recommend Captain Kutchie’s
    Key Lime Pies For Anything That Ails You!....("They're Great"!!!.)..

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    …Kobe Bryant May Be Retiring From Basket Ball But Captain Kutchie’s Is Still His Pie Of Choice!…
    …Can’t Get Enough Of That Key Lime Pie, Key Lime Pie, Key Lime Pie. Can’t Get Enough Of That Key Lime Pie Or I’ll Just Cry Until I Die, I Don’t Know Why I Just Love My Key Lime Pies!….

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    ...This Key Lime Pie Is For Our Old Friend, "The Late Great MEADOWLARK LEMON"!...RIP OLD BUDDY!...Keep Spinning Those Pies Dude!...
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    ..This Key Lime Pie Goes Out-Too Our Other Buddy "GLENN FREY"!....Rock and Roll Heaven Just Keeps Feeling Up!....So Glenn,....Take It Easy Buddy. Or As You Always Said, You'll Take It Anyway You Can Get It!...
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    …that “Captain Kutchie Pelaez” of “Kutcharitaville” over
    in Asheville, NC sure enough is “One Wild and Crazy Guy!” All the women
    are so wild about him and his Famous Cheese Burgers and Key Lime Pies,

    Hellaciously Fantastic Tender and Delicious Prime Ribs and Prime Steaks.

    Drop Off the Bone Bar-B-Q Ribs, Pulled Pork and Beef Brisket.

    His Drop Dead Gorgeous Wife “Anita” together in they’re Historic Key

    Lime Pie Factory and Grill, where the Smiles and Ovens are always Warm

    and Friendly, Inviting You to Spend A Little Time Resting and Enjoying

    Your Time in They’re Little “Key West Island” near the Biltmore Estate

    Close

    By….Kind of Funny You Know, The World’s Greatest Key Lime Pies Aren’t

    Even Baked In The Keys But At Kutcharitaville By Captain Kutchie

    Pelaez and His Lovely Wife Anita In The Carolina Mountains!….Go

    Figure!!!!!!!….Kutch Is The “CAPTAIN” That Put The “SOUL” In SOUL FOOD!…Who Would Have Thought That?...

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    You’ll Soon Learn Why People Call “Captain Kutchie

    Pelaez “The Most Interesting Man In The World!”…But don’t take our word

    for it, follow the Long Lines to “Anita and Captain Kutchie Pelaez’s Key

    West-Kutcharitaville Key Lime Pie Factory and Grill’. “The Place To Be”

    since 1976!

    Don’t be fooled into thinking that Jimmy Buffett

    designed or had anything to do with this place. Just Ask Miss Sunshine Smith! That would be an insult.

    Kutchie’s was here long before anyone ever heard of JB……Sheesh!

    Donald Trump loves KUTCHARITAVILLE so much that he often has take-out

    flown to him in NEW YORK CITY! WOW! He must really love those original

    cheese burgers in paradise, we sure do, they have our vote for sure.

    My best friend said she heard last week that Donald Trump and Stephen

    Colbert together are planing on a Welcome to the USA Party for “Pope Francis”

    to be held soon over in Asheville, NC at “Kutcharitaville”.

    Some party that will be for sure!

    Think, I’ll just get all the girls together and we can all Nude-Up and

    go too “Captain Kutchie’s” and Get Drunk and Screw! Let’s Go Y’all!

    Captain Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies Are World Famous For Giving Everyone

    That Eats Them They’re Very First “PIEGASAM”….That’s Probably why one

    must be over 18 years of age to purchase one or have an adult present.

    …Oh and all that Great Fall Off The Bone Bar-B-Q Slow Smoking Beef Briskets, Pork Ribs, Shoulders and Pork Butts…“Carly

    Fiorino” say’s that she Can Smell They’re Butts Miles Away!….Or Maybe She

    Was Just Smelling “Hillary”!…..OMG?

    …The Late Great “Captain Tony Tarracino” of Key West Fame was an Old
    Friend of “Captain Kutchie Pelaez”. Together the two of them Sailed Many
    Adventures Not Known To Much Of The World! Cheese Burgers, Rum, Scotch,
    Cigarettes, Cigars, Treasure Maps, Pizzas, Chocolate Bars and Key Lime
    Pies Helped The Two Make History. If You Can Believe It Even “Mel
    Fisher” Was Known To Hang With Them!….

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    Captain Kutchie The Key Lime Pie Whisperer!…

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    Thank “GOD” That Noah Had Two of Kutchie’s Key Lime Pies On That Ark!….

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    And Don’t Forget “Ernest Hemingway’s” (Original Thinking Post) ! There
    Was Only One And “Captain Kutchie” Has It. Don’t Miss It.

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    Hillary Sucks!…………………….Bill Does Too!…….I Feel His Pain, Don't You?...

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    ..Captain Kutchie Pelaez For President And Anita Pelaez For First Lady!!!

    They Will Put A Key Lime Pie and A Gallon Of Fresh Kutcharita’s in Every Refrigerator!….

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    ..Oh, I Forgot One,….That Chuck Todd Sucks Too!….That Sleazy Eyed Gutter Snipper!….Sheesh Give Me A Break!…Where Did They Find That Moron?.

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    …”Captain
    Kutchie Pelaez”,….Who Loves You Pretty Baby!,…Who, Who,
    Who!……Everybody Does!…We Loved Your Movies Too, Please Make Some
    More. All Your Fan Base Loves You “Captain Kutch”!….

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    …And Like You Said Captain Kutch…..No More Clinton’s, …No More Obama’s, and… No More Bush’s/ (Vito Corleone)!

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    ..Talk About Snake’s In The Grass, We Sure Do Have Enough Of Them For A Lifetime!…
    Now That’s What I’m Talking About!…

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    …Praise The Lord And God Bless The USA!…….So Don’t Worry Mon, Bee Happy!….

    …SNL
    Just Hasn’t Been Very Funny Since Captain Kutchie Got Mad That Night,
    Got His Key Lime Pies Packed Back-Up And Stomped-Out With Them Under His
    Arms!…Yeah, What Was All That About?…Wonder What Lorne Michaels and Larry David Thought About Them Apples!…

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    …Possibly The Most Compelling Pie To Cross Anyone’s Palate In The History Of Our Great Nation!…
    ..Anita and Kutchie Pelaez’s World Famous Key Lime Pie’s At Your Service Whenever The Mood Strikes You!……YUM!…..
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    …No It’s Not Star Wars!……Let The Key Lime Pie’s Be With You!….
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    .ever wonder who writes all this crap?,....me too...they should get some kind of award.....
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    ....Forget About It!......
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    .......................................................................................... ...........It Don't Mean Nothen!.........
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