Ay! Who you callin' "goomba paisano?"
Isn't "rimming with pigs in a blanket" something that only happens during prison riots?
Yes! An atheist in a foxhole! The maxim is wrong!
Score one (dead guy) for our side!
I suppose you think that "opinion pages" and "editorials" are there only to advance the gay agenda and for surrendering to the enemy in our fight for freedom. But some of us think that America is pretty special, and if that means sometimes making the hard decision to inform people about the dangers of Easy Bake ovens, then we're willing to take that risk. Keep in mind that the only reason you're able to burn the flag in peace and security is because some people (real Americans) are making sure you don't burn up in a defective Easy Bake oven!
It's called "google image search," my peoples:
Nintzel has it right, by the way: the little man in the chest is the secret boss.
This is a classic case of the "two times zero is zero" fallacy. What's the base rate of oral cancers? Without knowing that (and look it up: it's miniscule) a 3X increase is meaningless.
Does this mean I should stop writing "clitoral" in my column, or that I should write it more often?
I'm so confused.
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