Tucson Weekly Image Archives

click to enlarge

An Annotated Guide to the Meet Rack, As Told (Mostly) By "God" 

Dildo on the bar, according to a Meet Rack bartender: "Not long after we got that in here, a prostitute we've seen around here comes in about 2 or 3 in the morning. I say, 'Do you want to make 20 bucks?' and she says 'Sure. How?' I say, 'Take that whole thing in your pussy.' She looks at it, makes a face, then looks at us and says 'Can I put it in my ass?' and we say no. 'Are you sure you don't want to just fuck me instead?' We say 'no.' So she puts it on the floor, squats onto it, and gets about halfway before stopping. She says 'I just spent two months in county, there's no way that's happening.' We gave her the $20 anyway. A few nights later, a bachelorette party comes in here. The bride walks in, sees it on the bar, and gets excited. She practically unhinges her jaw, then just starts going to town on it. I didn't have the heart to tell her."

Image credit: Noelle Haro-Gomez

From:

Tags: ,

Uploaded: Feb 13, 2013
Post Comments

Image Archives


© 2015 Tucson Weekly | 7225 Mona Lisa Rd. Ste. 125, Tucson AZ 85741 | (520) 797-4384 | Powered by Foundation