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Comment Archives: stories: News & Opinion: Police Dispatch

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Hid in the closet?! What a baby! Let me guess, he'll need months of therapy because he now has PTSD. He won't be able to go to work and will need tax payers to fund a safe space program for him where he can color and play with puppies.

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Posted by SeasonofMadness on 12/02/2016 at 2:02 PM

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Can we agree that you should have to have a license to reproduce? Why is it as a species that we allow the dumbest and most useless among us to breed out of control? Shouldn't you have to prove you are mentally, emotionally, and financially stable before you are allowed to have a child?

Posted by SeasonofMadness on 12/02/2016 at 1:59 PM

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Kid One: "What the f...?"

Kid Two: "What's the matter?"

Kid One: "That guy gave me a bag full of pills."

Kid Two: "That's nothing. Last year when he ran out of candy he gave me colored condoms."

Kid One: "What did you do?"

Kid Two: "I traded them with some high school kid for a bag full of pills."

Kid One: "Cool."

3 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by sgsmith on 11/24/2016 at 1:44 AM

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From the article: "The housemate had allegedly heard the doorbell ring, but when he went to look through the peephole, it was covered up and he couldn't see bell-ringer -- so, frightened, he hid in a closet."

Dude; trade your housemate in for a good watch dog, seriously.

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Posted by sgsmith on 11/24/2016 at 1:35 AM

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Grass prices have sure gone up since I was a kid.

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Posted by Mr Munchies on 11/17/2016 at 12:31 PM

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Someone protesting the failure of Proposition 205 perhaps?

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Posted by sgsmith on 11/17/2016 at 7:42 AM

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God-fearing woman my a$$. It is people like this that make life a living hell for others.

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Posted by sgsmith on 11/03/2016 at 7:48 AM

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This story has all the credibility of a Penthouse letter or the opening of a 1970s soft-core porn movie not that I would know ANYTHING about either.

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Posted by sgsmith on 11/03/2016 at 7:40 AM

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Arrested for abuse of a play station. I believe if we placed a surcharge on all playstation game and purchases. We could have a safety net to help abused both physically and emotionally. I mean after all who get mad at a playstation but losers. And the senior play stations suffer the worst of all at the hands of losers. Such unimaginable horrors like this one falling off the couch a tear for sure. I am so happy the Marijuana could calm him down from kidnapping the playstation separation from home and family. Stuffed into a bag an almost taken for good, reason to have AZ Playstation protective services, with XBox TBD.

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Posted by Carpet Baggers on 10/30/2016 at 6:01 AM

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If the 37 year old man-child is What, Again, I'm sure that the "illegals", liberals, those with white guilt and those who sympathize with these groups were blamed for the downloading.

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Posted by Keep on trollin, keep on trollin (ooh), troll with the changes on 10/27/2016 at 1:27 PM

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"A 37-year-old man living in his mom's trailer..."

I wonder if the 37 year old man is What, Again.

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Posted by Keep on trollin, keep on trollin (ooh ooh), troll with the chang on 10/27/2016 at 1:16 PM

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Criminal cops cigarettes, cons convenience clerk.

Posted by sgsmith on 10/27/2016 at 8:41 AM

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A 37-year-old man living in his mom's trailer - you could've stopped right there.

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Posted by sgsmith on 10/27/2016 at 8:08 AM

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His first cry for help was walking around wearing only swimming trunks. His second cry for help was stealing a beer, but his SCREAM for help was taking a Budweiser!

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Posted by sgsmith on 10/20/2016 at 7:40 AM

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Sounds like the victim needs to make his housemate an X-housemate.

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Posted by sgsmith on 10/20/2016 at 7:13 AM

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Hey Gonzo!:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI

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Posted by AZ/DC! on 10/13/2016 at 3:16 PM

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Sounds like a shitty neighborhood.

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Posted by Gonzo Sorcrachi on 10/13/2016 at 9:42 AM

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A homeless man learned the lesson "Don't steal where you live"??

Are you saying to steal somewhere else, or is this a joke?

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Posted by Tammy Parsone on 10/07/2016 at 4:53 PM

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Why aren't names/arrest photos of the arrested included in these articles? I think it should be public record and I would like to know who to be aware of.

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Posted by Cindy Hayden on 09/30/2016 at 1:13 PM

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That there is funny...and so true.

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Posted by Larry The Cable Guy on 09/30/2016 at 11:14 AM

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