Charmin bears don't have these problems. Everything is clean and fresh in their world. Everything put in their toilets goes down, ESPECIALLY when Charmin ass wipe is involved. The Charmin marketing department has made sure of this.
Wow! The power of American marketers is amazing. The whole time I read this article, all I could think of was the Charmin bears in place of the humans playing out this tawdry tale of toilet troubles.
Was the puppy's name Lucky?
IF, the Cop documented the intersection in that way, it's grounds for the ticket to be dismissed. No mention of alcohol but the kid did the right thing by saying nothing and I recommend you do the same. They only ask the question for self incrimination.
Always, and I mean always, roll down your windows the second you see those blue lights. They count on that big whiff when they approach and you wait to roll down the window causing the difference of pressure to blast them with "evidence" right up the nose. "No sir officer, I don't think you could mistake the smell of alcohol with my cologne so I won't be moving or answering any other questions without a lawyer present." *crickets*
Mari, can you please straighten out your possible oversights on this one and the "San" typo. Is there a difference between the print and electronic version?
This is the new and improved TW. What any Tucsonan should know need not apply.
Where does Campbell intersect with 6th AVENUE? I thought they both ran north-south? Did he screech to a stop at the North Pole?
Or perhaps it was 6th STREET--a difference any Tucsonan should know.
If he "peeled out" at about 90-100 MPH, that is one hell of a Camaro.
Unpleasant, but it seems to me that the woman most likely was not a danger to herself or others. I've heard worse in New York. I wonder whether "disturbing the peace" charges are easily misused to arrest people who are not really doing much of anything dangerous and keep idle cops occupied.
Is he now on the no fly list? Do we have a no drive list? How about a no beer list? No tool? No machete?
I now understand Obama's plan for job creation. Government jobs watching watch lists.
"Once a great nation." Now, not so much.
Please remove the advertising.
$1000 divided by 12= about $83 each. They sound closer to pressed masonite.
Why the F were police called for a vagina? Is it easy enough to draw a little hat on it and walk away?
It's dirty work but somebody has to do it.
This required police action?!?
So the level of education in Arizona is now so low that restroom graffiti has been reduced to printed memes.
Thank you PCSD for having to put up with crap like this. Flog them both for wasting time and money.
I always enjoy these tiny reminders that, in comparison to the other large metro area in the state, we have some pretty humane police and sheriff's deputies here. Maricopa law enforcement probably would have just tossed the guy into a 10 person cell with 50 others, without a thought.
This city is such bull shit! I was delivering pizzas and a man saw me get in to my car at an apartment complex and started swiftly approaching yelling at me to get out of my car. I could obviously see he had a folded up pocket knife in his right hand so I quickly drove away. When I then called the police department they told me they would not dispatch an officer because he didn't "unsheathe" his weapon, assuring me I could file a report online if I wanted to... but they can obviously find the time to dispatch an officer over two guys arguing at a Circle K. Thanks Tucson!
Lordy, what neighborhood is this, and how can I avoid it?
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