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Re: “Dear Mr. President

Science is hard. So let's make something up instead.

2 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Mark Flamini on 01/20/2017 at 8:08 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

"Pull the string and my orange eye will wink at you

I'm your puppet

I'll do funny things for you Putin if you want me to

I'm your puppet"

5 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Putin's Orange Puppet on 01/20/2017 at 4:47 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

LeAnn Rimes rhymes with orange.

My mommy says I is a very smart little boy.

5 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by Proud to be an Orange Ass Kissing American on 01/20/2017 at 4:30 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

I hated the electoral college, until it buried its nose in my orange ass

9 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by What rhymes with orange? on 01/20/2017 at 4:22 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

Grab 'em by the pussy!

Then make sure to furnish their house so that they don't (hopefully) file charges against your orange ass!

8 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Orange is the New Black on 01/20/2017 at 4:19 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

Teeny tiny hands, teeny tiny hands

Yes you have to listen to my demands

Teeny tiny hands, teeny tiny hands

I'll obey when Putin gives me commands

Teeny tiny hands, teeny tiny hands

If I don't comply I'll get buried in the sand

Teeny tiny hands, teeny tiny hands

I'm gonna force you to love my orange land

9 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by The Orange Lord of all Myth on 01/20/2017 at 4:12 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

Orange is the new BOSS.

By the way, my mimic should probably educate itself as to the purpose of the Electoral Collage. While imitation is allegedly the sincerest form of flattery, I'm not flattered by your ignorance, and no one is impressed by it.

Have the snowflakes really sunk so low as to be resorting to the "I know you are, but so am I" strategy?

1 like, 10 dislikes
Posted by Proud to be an American on 01/20/2017 at 4:07 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

I'm not sure why I refer to a huge rock group as an itty bitty snowflake.

And I also have no idea why I love Vagisil and toast with orange excrement on it.

Please take me away to the Funny Farm. It's the only place I will possibly ever fit in.

8 likes, 4 dislikes
Posted by What, Again on 01/20/2017 at 2:48 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

Looks like the itty bitty snowflake AZ/DC is one again pretending to be someone else, "Proud to be an American".

Don't be afraid cupcake AC/DC - use the vagisil and everything will be just fine.

2 likes, 12 dislikes
Posted by What, Again on 01/20/2017 at 12:29 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

Today is Orange Day!

It will go down in history as one of the worst days of all time.

Watch and learn people. You get what you vote for...pardon me, what I meant to say was...you get what the electoral college votes for.

Orange Day will live in infamy!

10 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by Proud to be an American on 01/20/2017 at 11:53 AM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

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2 likes, 10 dislikes
Posted by Brittany Yates on 01/20/2017 at 11:50 AM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

Hail to the Chief!

3 likes, 14 dislikes
Posted by Proud to be an American on 01/20/2017 at 11:12 AM

Re: “Doo Wop Daze

The author, Lee Allen, LIVED through the history of Tucson broadcasting! Ok, I'll say it: Lee IS the history of broadcasting in Tucson. I only had a little piece of the pie. Wonderful article!

Jim Patterson
Phoenix, Arizona

Posted by James Gordon Patterson on 01/20/2017 at 4:48 AM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

What a crock of shit the Weekly has become

6 likes, 17 dislikes
Posted by Randal Ferber on 01/19/2017 at 5:16 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

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2 likes, 16 dislikes
Posted by Chizzy Peace on 01/19/2017 at 2:37 PM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

"The electoral college is a disaster for democracy"
-Donald J Trump

14 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by Palisades on 01/19/2017 at 2:33 PM

Re: “The Battle for a Solar Arizona

I solved the problem of dealing with utility company shenanigans by going off the grid entirely. With the ACC in the pocket of the utility companies and the constant shifting-sands of fees and regulations on photovoltaic owners, I just didn't want to get caught in that trap. I know that may not be possible for many homeowners to go off-grid due to their home's energy consumption demands, but in general solar is the way to go. The Industrial Age is over; the Information Age has begun.

Posted by Bart Santello on 01/19/2017 at 10:44 AM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

President Trump,

Look from the White House to the west upon the row after row of white markers across the Potomac in Arlington Cemetery. Freedom is not free. It cannot be bought with silver and gold, nor is it a commodity to be traded. What you say and do matters. Will it honor those who have paid the ultimate price or will it make their sacrifice in vain. The choice is yours, choose wisely.

24 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by sgsmith on 01/19/2017 at 10:29 AM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

"Nice to see our daily troll here. What would a day be without 'what's up again'. A man who hates Tucson so much he still lives here, to fulfill his sad compulsive need to complain about his sad unfulfilled life every day."

Only 19 days into 2017 and Kenneth Groves wins the Tucson Weekly comment of the year!

Wrong, Again could combine all the "clever" BS he has ever and will ever post here and it would still take his ignorant ass 1,000,000,000 years to top that one comment you made. Although we all know that comment still will not be as good.

Congratulations! Any other praise which you receive will be well deserved.

18 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by AZ/DC! on 01/19/2017 at 7:58 AM

Re: “Dear Mr. President

I'd love to hear Roy Carter's take on Trump a year from now.

8 likes, 5 dislikes
Posted by David Moyer on 01/19/2017 at 6:56 AM

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