"That's not good." I have to remember that.
hahahaha! that was a good joke! "You should be employed."
"The subject was not arrested due to mental illness."
I suppose if "mental illness" were a reason we can't be arrested, then NO ONE could be arrested. Huh?
Gone. But not forgotten. I'll be back!
"He was arrested for indecent exposure."
Awww, it was AUGUST! He was just trying to stay cool. -er.
If it were me, I'd take a picture of him with my cellphone so I could show it to the police and all of my gal pals so they could watch out for this perv.
"The victim said she did not want to return to the library ever again for fear of seeing the man."
I don't think that excuse will fly with a lot of professors.
Re: “Police Dispatch”
oh man! he saw the cops and still did it? to bad he didnt get his burrito either..