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      Does Tucson have...witches? (No, probably not.)
  • Police Dispatch

      The lessons learned this week: Smoking cigarettes will make you the kind of person who hangs out in laundromats; and taking dance classes at UA gets you repeatedly punched by frat-bro stereotypes.
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      A terrible driver left a little bit of himself (and his car) in a Tucsonan's yard; a UA student doesn't know who he pissed off enough to keep getting his door pissed on.
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      Fun and games on the UA campus, with three students inappropriately appropriating construction equipment and an airing of grievances between staff on the University's Facebook page.
  • Police Dispatch

      A case of hair-theft, and the most pathetic drunk driving arrest we've run in recent memory.
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      This week, we've got a double-serving of food-related crime in the Old Pueblo.
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      Singing helped a drunk student beat a breathalyzer, though a blood test cut her evening short; a drunken sorority girl has trouble remembering...everything.
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      Streaking for love!; picky thievery
  • Police Dispatch

      Yet another reason to stay away from meth; a powered-down security camera won't catch tree-pluckers, folks.
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      A man with a dirty mouth spends a night in jail; a paltry attempt at a bribe won't help you avoid a citation.
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      A drunken gymnastic routine goes wrong; a couple finds a way to include their salacious activity in our Sex issue.
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      A belligerent man relieves himself in his trousers, blaming his arresting officer for it ... and a UA student was apparently unable to hold both his chips and his liquor.
  • Police Dispatch

      A woman goes urban camping on the UA campus ... UAPD breaks up a fight over fleecing a phone
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      A family blames a maid for a lost wallet ... and an anti-gay demonstrator had his sign snatched at UA
  • Police Dispatch

      An apology goes awry ... a reason why we leave our papers in red boxes
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      Someone decides to liberate vending machine of their snacks at the University...alleged Department of Corrections recruits were treated after a car wreck caused by "deer," not long after leaving a bar
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      An incredibly musky man is 86'd from the UA library ... a man and his dog are put in their place by a plainclothes cop.

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