The lessons learned this week: Smoking cigarettes will make you the kind of person who hangs out in laundromats; and taking dance classes at UA gets you repeatedly punched by frat-bro stereotypes.
A terrible driver left a little bit of himself (and his car) in a Tucsonan's yard; a UA student doesn't know who he pissed off enough to keep getting his door pissed on.
Fun and games on the UA campus, with three students inappropriately appropriating construction equipment and an airing of grievances between staff on the University's Facebook page.
Singing helped a drunk student beat a breathalyzer, though a blood test cut her evening short; a drunken sorority girl has trouble remembering...everything.
A belligerent man relieves himself in his trousers, blaming his arresting officer for it ... and a UA student was apparently unable to hold both his chips and his liquor.
Someone decides to liberate vending machine of their snacks at the University...alleged Department of Corrections recruits were treated after a car wreck caused by "deer," not long after leaving a bar