"Lots of cool stuff" is all the menu description says about The Board. For $14, you get an adventure in the form of a wooden cutting board. On top of it could be any variety of cool things—a jar full of house-pickled vegetables. Varieties of cheeses. Flatbreads. Candied nuts. Slices of prosciutto. Fruit. Vortexes. Keys to mythical cities. The missing link. Parts of Amelia Earhart's plane. You won't know unless you order it. Order it.