We could go for the easy larf here and say that the insatiable brains-lust of zombies got to The Frank Show before we couldso we will! What other explanation is there for the "mind"less (get it?) style of dick-joke-ian fun that is The Frank Show's hallmark? How else to explain the show's legion of brain-dead followers, other than a localized zombie outbreak? According to our Dungeon Masters' Guide, zombies typically have poorly developed senses of humor, but inexplicably find it hilarious when someone is kicked in the nuts, which is a Frank staple. Other undead-pleasing elements of Frank's repertoire include his dwarf sidekick, the "Dumbass of the Day" segment and Undead-American-friendly hiring policies. Let's hear it for the 2007 (Co-) Best Radio Talk Show Host, Tucson!
3. Johnjay and Rich, KRQQ FM 93.7, www.krq.com/pages/staff/jjr/index.html