Club Congress knows how to make everyone feel special--especially when it comes to the dance floor. Retro-Lution appeases anyone jonesing for some '80s, while the Optimist Club on Thursday nights keeps people bouncing, sweaty and horny until last call. Bang! Bang! is now a Saturday night regular, an ode to all genres enabling patrons to cut a rug, dap-dip or whatever it's called. Dollar hooch and other cheap libations loosen up the crowd, while above-par local musical acts and the silliness of karaoke never disappoint. Pick a night and an outfit, and remember that no one really cares what your moves look like.
2. Cactus Moon Café, 5470 E. Broadway Blvd., 748-0049, cactusmoon.net
3. DV8, 5851 E. Speedway Blvd., 885-3030