With a chocolate martini made of Absolut vodka, white crème de cacao and chocolate shavings, you won't know whether you're having an apéritif or dessert. After a couple of these babies, you won't care. They've got Mexican, Belgian and German beer and a mint julep that would make Robert E. Lee soil his knickers. You want tequila? They got tequila, 20 different kinds. And as for appeasing the inner Scotsman we all harbor (whether we admit it or not), the list of single malts seems to go on forever. We've heard Kingfisher sells food, too, but whether it's good or not, only the good lord knows. We've never gotten past the bar to find out.
2. Kon Tiki Restaurant and Lounge, 4625 E. Broadway Blvd., 323-7193, www.kontiki-tucson.com
3. Sullivan's Steak House, 1785 E. River Road, 299-4275, www.sullivansteakhouse.com/tucson
R.I.P.: Monkey Box, four votes