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Monday, November 10, 2014

Man Renounces Homosexuality, Does Some Dancing, Gets Handed Money

Posted By on Mon, Nov 10, 2014 at 10:31 AM

I love the fine people of the Church of God in Christ, who had their 107th Holy Convocation in St. Louis over the weekend, and I hope the best for the young man in this video, but I'm not sure his newfound dedication to the "womens" is going to take.

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Friday, October 10, 2014

There Are People Who Roleplay Working in an Office and Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

Posted By on Fri, Oct 10, 2014 at 10:00 AM

Image courtesy of Shutterstock
  • Image courtesy of Shutterstock

I try not to fault people for how they spend their your life, I say. However, the idea that people would want to use their fleeting moments here on earth pretending to work in an office seems, well, totally insane:

You're stuck at an office all day, deleting all-staff emails and futzing with the office printer. But imagine if you were also part of an online group, pretending that you were in an office all day.

That's what's happening at one of the latest cult Facebook Groups, Generic Office Roleplay. Over 2,500 members from around the world fill its virtual pages with posts that mimic office-wide emails. There are passive aggressive notes about food stolen out of the fridge, mandates about office dress and office supplies, and tips for improving synergy. Think TV's The Office meets David Rees’s clip Art cartoons, My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable meets live action role play (LARP), all happening on Facebook.

The term of choice for its practitioners is BLARPing—business live action role-play.

Yes, it's suppose to be an acted out version of satire, I guess, but still YOU'RE SPENDING ACTUAL TIME PRETENDING TO BE IN AN OFFICE.

It can be almost therapeutic. David Baker, who is the "facilities manager" at Stackswell online, and at one of the biggest buildings in Dubai in real life, goes so far as to make the analogy to combat vets who play Call of Duty to deal with post-traumatic stress. “Odd but it seems to work,” he says. “For me it’s an escape,” says Baker, who often checks the page while at work even during conference calls. “You get to be creative in your replies rather than ‘yes of course we are actioning, thank you for taking the time to inform us’ stuff.”

“It’s the opportunity to respond the way you would love to at meetings in real life. Instead of flipping out at work, they write about it on (Generic Office Roleplay). Super effective,” says Thomas, an “executive leadership team” in Melbourne (who didn’t want his last name used.) Thomas spends about 15 to 20 minutes a day posting and reading the page, time he considers mental health breaks. “There are some funny people out there and they are tired, frustrated, and caught from, by and in corporate. This is a genuine escape and an opportunity to empathize with people from around the world,” he adds.

In what seems like a bit of poetic justice, the fake office people have stupid drama just like actual office people:

A feud has broken out, and many of the original members are rebelling, lashing out, and leaving the group. It’s been taken over by the people who they were making fun of, who they say, are ruining the fun. A new CEO, David Frew, a real-life lawyer, has replaced Oscar.

And the adults are continuing with their office world—IRL and on Facebook.

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Thursday, September 18, 2014

Odile's Visit Was Sprinkly and Brief: What Would Pat Robertson Say?

Posted By on Thu, Sep 18, 2014 at 11:06 AM


So this morning, the weather people came clean ... On KVOA New 4 Tucson's Facebook page, Jeff Beamish tried to explain it all away with science:

Meteorologist Jeff Beamish here. Yep, we were wrong Tucson & we're not afraid to admit it. For transparency's sake, here's an explanation of what happened...

Odile's remnants took an unexpected 70 mile shift southeast, putting the 2-5" rainfall amounts over Santa Cruz & Cochise Counties.

All those very important Pima County public information media alerts and planning, and those sandbags. Frankly, I think the county lucked out so it wouldn't have to explain drainage and infrastructure issues not far from Tucson's own potholes and river streets.

But seriously, Beamish. Science?

If Tucson really wants to examine what happened to our rain-loving city, maybe we need to collectively ask ourselves, "What would Pat Robertson say?"

God didn't want Tucson to have all that rain because it's that liberal lower half?

OK, science wins.

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Monday, August 11, 2014

Gentry Stein Wins 2014 World Yo-Yo Championship

Posted By on Mon, Aug 11, 2014 at 9:30 AM

2014 World Yo-Yo Champ Gentry Stein has three signature moves movies: G funk, super G and Shutter.
  • 2014 World Yo-Yo Champ Gentry Stein has three signature moves movies: G funk, super G and Shutter.

Yo-Yo is one of the very few sports that Americans have stolen, and damn near perfected it. Take 18-year-old Gentry Stein from Chico, CA., for example. He won the 2014 World Yo-Yo Championship over the weekend. No one — not even Japanese world Champ Takeshi Matsuura — could handle the heat Stein was dishing out. 

Check out his Stein's performance, but I suggest you mute the audio, and play music of your choice. Unless you like video game-dubstep:

Thanks for making us proud, son.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Here's a Video of DMX on a Sling Shot with a Complete Stranger

Posted By on Tue, Jul 29, 2014 at 12:30 PM

Hardcore rapper DMX doesn't get scared, he just acts like it. TMZ intercepted a video of DMX on the ride of his life at an amusement park in Orlando, FL. The celebrity news site edited the all the profanity, but there's enough classic DMX barking to make up for it. I wonder if this increases or decreases his street cred. 

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Porcelain Dolls Make People Think They're in a Twilight Zone Episode

Posted By on Tue, Jul 29, 2014 at 9:00 AM

These weren't Talking Tina dolls, or Mrs. Beasley, like we had in my day (OK, who else put on her glasses and thought it was cool and not freakly?)—nope, porcelain dolls left on the doorsteps of homes in an Orange County neighborhood. The woman who left the dolls thought she was doing something nice and cool, but her super-tight OC neighbors are freaks and called the police.

OK, so by definition, I agree that porcelain dolls are creepy, but geesh, in this day and age, seems like you can't do anything nice anymore.

From Channel 7 San Diego:

A Southern California woman who attends her Orange County community's church decided to clear out her doll collection and surprise her neighbors with the dolls, leaving some residents stumped and "disturbed" by a resemblance to some neighborhood children.

The slew of deliveries began July 16 with at least eight San Clemente families finding porcelain dolls on their doorsteps.

While residents said they felt creeped out and "disturbed" over fears someone was trying to scare the Talega neighborhood of San Clemente, investigators learned Thursday night that the woman's intentions were pure.
"The woman attended church with many of the impacted families," Orange County Sheriff's Lt. Jeff Hallock said.

The woman said she was clearing out an old doll collection and thought of some young girls in the neighborhood who might enjoy them, Hallock said.

It was not clear why the woman did not leave a note or tell the residents about the dolls.
Earlier Thursday, residents said they were afraid of the reason behind the toys.

"I'm actually thinking the worst, like someone creepy watching our children and I'm actually pretty scared about it," resident Mary Robin Baziak said. "(Someone) found a China doll on her stop that looked like her daughter."

"It's really creepy and disturbing. As a mom with a daughter, it freaks me out," another neighbor said. "Hopefully it's a prank and not someone with very bad motives."

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Thursday, July 24, 2014

The World's Highest Press Release

Posted By on Thu, Jul 24, 2014 at 4:30 PM

A PR agency in London launched a press release into space as a publicity stunt. The paper stops flapping at about 40,000 feet and gets very still when it reaches 27 miles.

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Sunday, July 20, 2014

This Weekend in Sonoran Strip Club News

Posted By on Sun, Jul 20, 2014 at 6:16 PM

Remarkably, there arent photos of Boleiro TD’s online, so we grabbed a stock photo.
  • Image courtesy of Shutterstock
  • Remarkably, there aren't photos of Boleiro TD’s online, so we grabbed a stock photo.

Just like the rides at an amusement park, should strip clubs also have a sign warning those with heart conditions of what they're about to experience?

From the Nogales international:

According to Nogales, Sonora municipal police, officers responded at 10:20 p.m. on Friday to a report of a dead body at Boleiro TD’s on Calle Elias. When they arrived, they met with paramedics from the Cruz Roja who told them that they had found the victim, a 64-year-old resident of Nogales, Ariz., in a private room, showing no vital signs.

The man, who had a pacemaker, apparently died of a heart attack.

The paramedics also told police that they had seen one of the club’s employees, 36-year-old Raul Pelayo Huerta, take a gold chain from the body.

Pelayo, who works as a DJ at the club, allegedly confessed to taking the chain and returned it to police, saying he had removed it only in order to apply first aid...

The three employees, along with Loremy Martinez Ceballos, a 29-year-old dancer at the club, were taken into custody and placed at the disposition of a local prosecutor “for the clarification of responsibilities,” the police department said in a news release.

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