Cinema Clips: Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children
By Bob Grimm
on Tue, Oct 4, 2016 at 9:00 AM
Holy hell, is this film a boring mess.
Tim Burton directs a leaden Asa Butterfield in this adaptation of the Ransom Rig’s novel. The movie is sloppy, as if the effects weren’t completed. The story is convoluted, as if the filmmakers thought hiring a big time art director and costuming department were a fair swap for a good script. The narrative involves some nonsense regarding mutant children in a house in the forties that is stuck in a time loop. The house is led by Miss Peregrine (Eva Green, the only good thing about the movie), and visited by young Jake (Butterfield), who heard about the place from his late grandfather (Terrence Stamp).
The kids all have “peculiarities” but no personality; they are X-Men with no sense of purpose. Butterfield, a normally reliable young actor, decimates nearly every line he utters in this film. It’s actually quite shocking how inept and lost he seems in this production.
Burton stresses the visuals, as usual, but without a good strong lead like Johnny Depp or Michael Keaton, Burton is a lost cause.
I’m thinking this will hang tough as one of the year’s biggest disappointments. Samuel L. Jackson does show up with a gray version of his wig from Unbreakable, along with Venom’s teeth. He has his moments, but he can’t save this thing.