Friday, January 3, 2014

So, There's This Guy with Two Penises

Posted By on Fri, Jan 3, 2014 at 9:00 AM

So, maybe you missed this recent Reddit AMA "I am the guy with two penises,", DoubleDickDude. It could have been an internet freak show, OK maybe it was just a little, but going through the questions and answers, it was as educational and informative as the internets were saying.

My favorite comment that gets to the heart of the entire back and forth:

Just to summarize what we've learnt.

He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him.

And on top of that, he has two (penises).

Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude.

Of course, folks asked for pictures, and eventually he obliged—erect and yeah, not. And yes, please, NSFW.

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