Thursday, December 5, 2013

As If The Arizona Cardinals Weren't Picked On Enough

Posted By on Thu, Dec 5, 2013 at 2:30 PM

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Okay, One Direction, we get it: you're coming to University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale next year (Sept. 16, to be exact). But did you really need to drag our professional football franchise down into the muck with you?

I'm just glad no member of the Arizona Cardinals currently wears jersey No. 1, or else they'd never be able to live this down.

In case you're wondering—and really, if you are, why the heck are you reading this blog?—tickets to see this quintet of "dreamy" Brit teens range from $55.75 to $118.25. As far as I can tell, that price doesn't include ear plugs to drown out the perpetual sound of teens and tweens screaming and squealing during this show.

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